~SUPERNATURAL QUOTES~

DEAN

•  Dad went on a hunting trip and
  
  
  hasn't been home in a few days.
• We talking, like misdemeanor kind of trouble or "squeal-like-a-pig" trouble? 
• That Constance chick, what a BITCH. 
• [to Jessica, who's wearing a tight-fitting Smurfs t-shirt] I love the Smurfs.
• House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole. 
• Dude. Five-O. Take off.
• Don't be afraid of the dark? What are you, kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there! 
• You're such a control freak! 
• Sheriff: Boy, you are officially a suspect. 
  Dean Winchester: That makes sense, 'cause when the first one went missing in '82, I was three. 
• Deputy: So, fake US Marshall, fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?
  Dean Winchester: My boobs...
  Deputy: [slamming Dean on the hood of his car] You have the right to remain silent... 
•  I'll tell you another thing if you screwed up my car, I'll kill you.
• [Sam plays a prank on Dean] That's all you got? That's weak! That is bush-league! 
• Yeah, truce. Just for the next 100 miles.
• [laughs] Sorry. Not a lot of scenery here in East Texas, kinda got to make your own.
•   Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them on the pursqueeter. 
• People believe in Santa Claus. How come I'm not getting hooked up every Christmas? 
• [looking into Ed and Harry's trailer] Oh, look at that. Action figures in their original packaging. What a shocker. 
• C'mon man, you need more laughter in your life, you know, you're way too tense.